The desert unchanged for millions of years.
Yet witness to a biblical prophecy come true,
that one day the meek shall inherit the earth.
This is not a drill.
You need to evacuate the facility in orderly fashion.
Please locate to your nearest exit.
Let's go! Let's go!
There are ten emergency exits.
Five door on the right and five doors on the left.
Are you sure, Jorge?
I won't drive 20 miles going deep into the desert if I'm not sure.
Look around, there is no one here.
Here it's the gold mine.
One pound of copper is valued at almost a dollar.
There are at least 5,000 pounds waiting for us.
Are you sure there is really no one here?
I found this place this afternoon.
I was helping to arrange the party for the stupid foreigner.
No one here, believe me.
Look.
Copper shell.
One pound gets 75 cents.
Gun shell? Where did the owner go?
Why are they shooting?
Here it's the desert.
Everyone saw the ghost and fired.
Stop worrying about it.
We have to make a fortune, this is simply no business.
Look…
No way.
The Eradicator!
Ready?
I'm steady.
Watch it burn!
My hero!
Give me some sugar, baby.
What's up, Brian!
You're late.
Well, you can't be late to your own party, brother.
Not possible.
I just want to be sure we're there when he arrives.
I can't believe I finally get to meet him.
You mean we get to meet him,
because you wouldn't even be there...
...if I hadn't of killed it in the race.
You wouldn't have killed it...
...if I hadn't rebuild your engine.
Matter of fact that last jump would have killed you.
That's why I am taking my star mechanic...
...and bestie up on stage...
...when I'm handed my medal by the Eradicator himself.
I could have not done it without you, buddy.
Speaking of which, how's my baby doing?
I installed the new suspension, which you needed after that jump.
Sweet, dude.
Oh, and I changed out the exhaust system,
which should give you some extra horsepower.
Enough technical mumbo jumbo.
My victory party awaits.
Beers, bikes, desert, women Eradicator!
Yeah! Today's going to be unforgettable.
Jump in, home boy!
Dude, what are you doing?
The desert's that way.
I know, but we have a stop to make first.
This is Lisa's street.
What?
Oh, yeah, I know. I invited her.
You're messing with me, right?
Would I mess with you?
Maybe I would, but not this time.
I can't believe you are doing this.
I'm just trying to help you out, man.
You got to put on your big boy pants one day...
...and let her know how you feel,
because if you don't, well, somebody else is bound to.
Hmm, fortune favors the brave.
Nothing ventured nothing gained.
It's like the Eradicator says.
Believe in yourself...
Or nobody else will...
But that's just a movie!
Well, maybe it's time to start living...
...the movie of your life, my man.
And if it were a movie...
This part would be in slow motion.
Holy Virgin Mary of Bethlehem.
Yeah, she's really something.
Hi, Lukas!
Howdy, Lisa!
Hey, Brian!
Thanks!
I really appreciate the ride.
How can I deny a pretty lady a wild party?
That would be downright irresponsible.
I saw your name on the dean's list, Lisa.
Pretty cool, congrats!
Thanks!
Too bad I'm not on the President's list...
- ...like some people. - That's really no big deal.
I had to bust my ass just to get on the dean's list...
...and you're saying that's no big deal...
...that you got on the President's list.
What are you trying to do? Rub it in?
No... No. I mean, it is a big deal...
I'm just messing with you, Brian.
What I meant to say was congrats as well...
Boring! Enough school talk.
Let's party!
So, you guys get to meet the Eradicator, huh?
Are you excited?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Hell yeah, we are, right, Bry?
Yeah, it's going to be great.
No kidding, it's going to be great!
I know everyone loves the original but...
...I think part three is the unsung masterpiece of the series.
To me it really embodies what these movies should be about.
The stunt work and the ridiculous plot...
...combined with the increased budget...
...really jelled into what I would consider to be...
...the perfect Eradicator movie.
So far anyway.
You know I hear they're trying to get part seven off the ground.
You should ask him about it when you meet him.
Now what's this happy horse shit?
The Guarisco brothers.
Oh, no! That ain't right!
- Helmet! Take the wheel, Bry! - No, no...
Take the wheel!
What is going on?
Drive!
What are you doing?
Pardon me!
What is he doing?
He's insane.
I know!
Awesome, right?
That's right, my loyal fans. You're winner has arrived!
Let the party begin!
You're cocky asshole, Lukas!
I dispute the asshole part of that statement, Tim.
Lukas beat both of you last week and he just kicked...
- ...your asses again. - Yeah!
He'd never do it with a bike that you hadn't tricked out.
Every modification I did was legit.
You just chickened out on that last jump.
- You watch your mouth! - Yeah!
You watch your mouth, nerd!
No one talks to the Guarisco's like that.
- Nobody. - Do us all a favor, Craig,
Take your dick out of your brother's ass.
- Hey, I'll put my dick... - Shut up!
Later, losers!
Yeah, you walk away from me, Lukas!
That's where the party is.
Whoa, Lukas!
Yeah! Check it, man!
Oh, hey! You got to try this, dude.
- What is it? - Uh...
It's my Finnish family vodka recipe with an added twist,
you're going to love it.
Oh, dude, you want some?
- No, thanks. - Okay.
My beer!
Has a kick, right?
Jesus! Tastes like gasoline, bro!
Thanks, man! Come on!
- Here. - Nice.
- Hey, Lisa! - Hey!
Just go talk to her already.
- Huh? - Huh?
You barely said a word to her the entire drive here.
Well, it's hard to get a word in when your...
...driver is Mr. Personality...
...and then hops out of the back of the truck...
...to soundly defeat his arch-rivals in a display...
...of physical dexterity and mental equity.
How am I supposed to follow that?
Besides she doesn't need me bringing the party down.
You got to cut it out with this whole lonely nerd thing.
Chicks dig confidence.
They want a guy who knows what he wants and goes for it.
Someone who grabs the world by the balls...
...and tells it to turn its head and makes it cough.
You going to be a man or a mouse?
- A man! - Good!
Because the mouse only gets the cheese,
but a man gets the girl.
What's up, ladies?
Hey, I think you're in my seat.
Would you mind getting me a drink.
Is that okay?
Thank you.
Why... Why did you just tell my friend to leave?
Oh, just for a bit of privacy.
- You're... You're Lisa, right? - No...
- Yeah, Lisa. Hi. - Yes...
So, you seriously came here with those two losers?
Why do you have a problem with them?
Oh, no, no... I don't.
It's... It's my bro, who really hates them.
I am more of a lover than a fighter.
- You know what I mean? - Yeah.
Check this out...
Didn't come out so good.
- No. Oh, God! - Hey!
- Oh my God! - That was awesome!
- Don't... Stop making a mess! - It's cool.
They clean up afterwards and it's about to get way messier...
What does that even mean?
I don't know, but you're very attractive.
- You repulse me. - And you attract me.
Is my little brother bothering you?
Yes!
So Craig, why don't you be a good boy and run along...
I'm your big brother.
Mm-hmm. Only by like a year.
Yeah, and because you'll never beat me.
You'll always be in a second place.
Oh, yeah?
All right, let's give it up to my main man, Lukas!
Lukas, where are you, man!
Come on, get up here! Where are you?
Is everyone having a good time!
Yeah!
All right! Well, first...
I want to thank each and every one of you...
...for coming out to middle of fricking nowhere...
...to help celebrate my big win!
I'm pretty sure it was kind of about the free booze too,
but never mind!
I love you, Lukas!
I love you too, hot random girl.
But seriously...
I'm only as good as the bike that I ride...
...and my bike wouldn't be shit...
...if it weren't for my master mechanic...
Come on, Brian!
Get on up here!
Brian?
- What's that? - Geez!
Little jumpy aren't you, Nancy?
Looks abandoned.
I wonder where the owner is.
Me too!
Hey! Don't litter, man!
Shh!
What's that?
What?
Come on, dude!
Littering!
Urinating on pristine land.
Philistine.
I've never been to Philadelphia or Palestine, dude.
Hey, you got another beer?
Nope.
I haven't even had one yet.
And whose fault is that, man?
Look, the solution to all your thirst...
...and love problems are right over there!
You're coming back, right?
Of course.
Okay.
Because I'm just, you know...
...checking you're not thinking about...
...because if you did I would have to ask Lisa out,
- you know that, right? - Jerk!
Do I really seem that morose?
I don't know what that means, but...
...you definitely seem depressed.
I'm not a catch for Lisa.
She's so cool and smart and beautiful...
You're smart.
You use words everyday I've never even heard of, dude.
You...
...know how to fix machines that I can only ride.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm nothing but a support system.
A guy who stands on the sidelines while everyone flies by.
None of this self-doubt or existential bullshit...
...is going to get you anywhere with her.
The hell do you know what existential means...
...but not philistine?
Beats me.
Right, philistine!
Dude, what the hell is that?
Let's go check that out, man!
- Down there? - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Let's not! We could get lost or hurt or...
Don't be a pussy!
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!
Wow!
This is awesome!
Dude...
Chicane Industries.
Where have heard that name?
Everywhere.
They sponsored the party, the race...
They're on your shirt for God sake.
How about that.
Chicane makes everything,
from a touch screen glass of your cell phone...
...to the protected plastics inside your helmet.
Seems kind of weird to have a helmet factory...
...way the hell out here.
I don't think that's what happens at this site.
They're one of the biggest military contractors in the US.
Rad!
So this is like a secret bomb factory!
Looks like one of them went off already.
I don't know, but I think we should head back!
Don't be a pussy! Come on!
This is so cool!
- It's private property. - Oh, come on, man!
There might be security or defense systems or booby-traps...
...or there could be government secrets in there...
...that if we find out about would makes us marked men...
We could be hunted for the rest of our lives...
...by black helicopters and...
Oh, shit!
What did I say, man!
Come on! This is awesome!
What's that smell?
Who cares!
This just like Eradicator part three...
...when he fights the baron!
That was part four...
Yes!
This is cooler than cool, dude!
Cool? Dude, this is super creepy.
Don't put it down on everything, man.
You've always wanted to do something like this...
...and now is your chance.
Dude!
What?
You said you didn't have another one.
I was just trying to get you to go back to the party, man.
Look, I'll find you one, but right now...
...let's explore, have fun, come on!
I wonder what they do in here.
Oh, what's that?
Blood?
Nah, that's not blood, man. That's...
That's just something disgusting.
I think we should get out of here.
Head back to the party.
While your new found enthusiasm for partying is inspiring...
...but I really want to know what's down there!
This company creates crazy shit for the military, right?
Well...
...maybe we'll find something cool, top secret!
Yeah, because that what multi-billion corporations do...
...when they abandon a facility.
They just leave their crap lying around...
...for anyone to come along and take.
Well, we'll never know debating it up here, will we?
Let's go!
Ninja style...
Yes!
My God, man.
Lukas!
Brian!
Hello!
That's weird.
Lukas!
Brian!
God, you scared a hell out of me.
That's cool, babe.
If you're scared, feel free to hold me.
Ew.
Are you stalking me or something?
Stalk?
God, no!
I was just making sure you're okay.
Pretty girl like you shouldn't be alone out here in the desert.
I'm better off alone than out here with a creep like you.
Oh, come on!
There's no need to play the tough chick.
No one out here to impress, just...
...give in to your desires.
Okay...
Oh, you bitch!
Why did you do that?
I just gave into my desires to knee you in the balls.
Douche.
Yes!
Someone had a party!
Dude, let's bring everyone down here now!
Bry?
Sure, move the party...
Swell idea.
Let's go back and tell everyone, right now.
In a minute, Nancy.
Would you stop calling me Nancy?
Kitchen.
Beer!
Oh, yes.
Dude, there is definitely a beer in here!
No beer, dude.
Tough luck.
It's still cold.
You don't find it odd that...
...an abandoned facility has a still operational refriger..
What you see as odd, I see as interesting.
Let's go!
Lukas!
You should have seen your face, dude.
You got to check this out!
Whoa.
Right?
What the hell is that?
I don't know, man.
Gross.
Toxic.
It said Batch 9 on the door, man.
What do you think that means?
Well, I'm no detective but I'm...
...guessing it's the ninth batch or whatever they were making.
You keep asking me things like...
...I would know something you don't.
You're supposed to be the smart one!
What's that?
Oh, now you're asking me like I know something you don't?
Security camera?
I'm not sure.
Looks more like a...
What was that?
Let's go check it out.
Are you kidding me?
Come on, Nancy.
You're the one hugging me, Gaylord!
Whatever...
Let's go!
This is a terrible idea.
Come on!
Hello! Is anyone there?
Are you for real?
What if it's a serial killer?
Then we're like all those chicks...
...who gets sliced up in those movies...
...following our curiosity.
Why do we have to be chicks in this little story of yours?
What?
Just a little further.
Please. Let's just get out of here.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Telling a girl how you feel about her...
...maybe is scary as jumping a bike,
but at least it's not dangerous.
Dude.
What the f...
We're going to die, man!
- We're going to die... - Shh! Calm down.
Calm down? That thing scares the shit out of me!
No kidding! A giant monstrous ant scares the shit out of you?
This is no time for jokes, Brian! I hate ants!
I hate them!
Do you think I would be this scared...
...of a giant panda bear, because...
Answer it!
Lisa?
Why is she calling you?
- Lisa! - Lukas!
Where are you?
I've been looking all over for you.
Okay... Listen, we need your help.
What?
Wait, why are you whispering?
We found this freaky building.
That still doesn't explain why you're whispering?
We're trapped by this giant ant!
Are you guys messing with me because...
...I've had enough pervs trying to mack on me in the last...
Listen! We need help!
We're trapped by a giant ant.
Trapped by a what?
A giant fricking ant!
Not so loud.
I'm by this chasm and...
You're at the chasm...
Look down and you'll see a tunnel.
Go through the tunnel and you'll come...
...to this massive place. Go through the front door.
- Hello! - Go through the front...
Hello?
Lisa?
It's dead.
- Fuck! - Shh!
You call her.
I can't, Lukas.
I don't have her number.
What do we do then?
Find a weapon.
Anything.
Right!
What in the hell are going to do with that? Swat it to death?
Well, what are going to do with that?
Make it breakfast?
Let's go!
Holy shit, man...
That was like straight up Jurassic Park shit.
I mean exactly Jurassic Park.
I can't handle it, man. Why did it have to be ants?
This is too stressful...
- Just too stressful. - No!
Good boy...
Good boy.
Stay back!
Go. Go!
Darn it!
Over here!
Help!
Bry!
Don't!
What are you doing?
Help!
Get off!
I'm coming, man!
I'm coming!
Hold on!
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - What are you doing?
Lisa!
Awesome!
We did it!
We did it?
Well, I helped!
I threw the empty beer can so Lisa could distract it.
You're welcome, Lisa!
Yeah, sure. Thanks, Lukas.
Thank you, Lisa.
That was amazing!
Sure. You're welcome, Brian.
Are... Are you okay?
Physically...
I think I'm fine.
Mentally...
I honestly don't know.
Can someone explain to me what just happened?
Yeah! You just kicked a giant ant's ass!
Oh... Okay, good.
I was starting to think Craig dropped acid...
...in my drink or something.
What a sobering experience.
Hey guys, we should probably get out of here...
I never really thought about that expression before, but...
...I was kind of buzzed before.
Now, that was truly a sobering experience, guys...
Lukas! We need to get out of here.
- Now! - Yeah, I'm with her!
Think about it. Ants are usually part of colony, right?
I wounded ant emits an alarm pheromone that sends...
...nearby ants into an attack frenzy...
...and attracts more ants from farther away.
How the hell did you know that?
What?
You think because Lisa is beautiful...
...she can't be smart too?
Well, I've got news for you.
Lisa is more than just a pretty face.
She got brains, personality and she's obviously super brave.
Brian.
Thanks for the kind words and all but...
Oh, okay...
Sorry.
But you're still smart and...
- Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! - Where do I go?
In here!
Come on!
Wowzers!
You think they're gone?
I don't know. You want go out there and check?
Not really.
Are you okay and stuff?
Yeah, I'm okay and stuff.
Okay, cool.
No service.
Yeah, me either.
There's got to be a way to communicate with someone.
Hello!
Gee whiz!
Look at the ants, Cindy!
So industrious.
Wow!
And they are all working for their queen.
How chivalrous.
This video looks like it was made in the fifties.
How old is this facility?
It's true, Billy and Cindy,
that ants have all sorts of admirable traits.
But their organization and abilities become quite scary...
...once they're as big as a horse!
"Duck and Cover" may work in most cases, but not this time.
Understanding the natural instincts...
...of these creatures will help you survive...
...if there's an infestation.
Instead of Duck and Cover,
we recommend Run and Evade!
Sweet! A first person shooter. I love these games!
Where's the controller?
Crap. It's like those old games you like to play.
Hmm. I don't think it's a game.
What?
No!
Yes! Nice, man!
Awesome, dude!
Sweet, dude!
I don't know when this video will be found.
Hopefully not too long...
...because they make thousands of new eggs in a day...
Who the hell is this guy?
Put the game back on.
I'm Dr. Renard of project "Them".
After the original outbreak of 1951.
We were able to contain the subjects...
...for testing and experimentation.
Using a piece of the original alien DNA...
...taken from the meteorite we were able to splice...
...their DNA from fire ants and spiders...
...to create commercial applications...
...that can mean great progress for all of mankind,
but there was a security breach this morning.
Batch 9.
The cleverest of the bunch were able to anticipate...
...the feeding schedule and laid an ambush.
Our private security forces were useless.
One dozen of our best men are now missing...
...and presumed dead.
Now that the batch has fed it will attempt to make a colony.
Somewhere dark and cool, so the queen can lay her eggs.
Fortunately, I spliced their DNA so the subjects require...
...ethanol to fuel precursor compounds,
and catalytic enzymes to create monomers,
the building blocks of the proteins necessary...
...to fertilize their eggs.
And I thought you used big words...
What did he just say?
He said they need ethanol to have babies.
Fortunately, we're in the desert...
...where ethanol is in short supply.
- What are you looking for? - Thank God for that.
Sign that says they need ethanol to have babies.
Idiot!
I better not waste any more time.
Holy shit!
Alien DNA, meteorites, experiments,
spiders, giant ants...
This is so fricking awesome!
I mean, it's creepy as fuck,
but I got to say, it's pretty awesome!
No, guys!
Guys.
- What? - What?
Ethanol?
So?
Do you guys not know what ethanol is?
We have to warn them.
Oh, God. If only I could call somebody.
That means leaving this room.
They could be waiting for us out there, dude.
If Lisa is right, they've gone to look for liquor.
What other option do we have?
We have to go!
Fine!
But if I die, I'm never forgiving you!
Deal.
No!
Take it off!
Shit!
Oh! Squirrel, dudes!
I come in peace.
I have no nuts to give you.
Dude...
You're not a squirrel, you're an ant!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Tim!
No!
Shit!
- Jesus! - Holy shit!
Do you think anyone survived?
Doesn't look like it.
Let's get out of here.
We got to warn someone.
- Like who? - I don't know.
The army, the marines, the cavalry,
a team of exterminators, dude!
Come on!
Hurry up!
Hold on tight!
What?
You'll never make that!
Why did you do that? Are you crazy?
I'm trying to stop you from killing us!
Look at that gap. You'd never make it!
Oh, and Lukas would? Is that what you are saying?
What? No.
Lukas couldn't make that jump either.
Nobody could, not even the Eradicator.
Lukas would at least would try.
Yeah, I know he would...
That's why he's such an idiot.
- Now, can we go, please! - But...
When he jumped out of the truck earlier...
...I saw the way you looked at him.
Like he was an idiot.
Brian, do we really have to do this right now?
Look, okay...
I know we're in a dire situation but...
...that doesn't mean that you have to do anything reckless.
You're smarter than that...
That's why I like you.
You...
- ...like me? - Oh my God.
Boys can be so dumb sometimes.
Yes! Of course, I do!
I mean, why would I agree to come to God damn desert...
...with a bunch of drunk extreme sports fanatics?
But...
I thought you liked Lukas.
Okay, Brian.
I know you love Lukas, but come on!
He's a doofus.
I mean...
What kind of girl do you think I am?
I think...
...you're the best girl in the world.
- No... - Brian!
No! No!
Brian!
Hey!
What happened?
It took her. It got her... I couldn't...
Okay, okay... It'll be all right.
- Can you ride? Okay, hop on! - No. It won't start.
We got to go get the cavalry, remember?
- No time to lose... - No, I'm not abandoning her!
Brian, we can't save Lisa ourselves!
Don't be stupid.
It's stupid to not try and help her now.
- She's alive! It didn't kill her. - Forget it, man!
- We're just two idiots who... - No!
You're supposed to be the risk taker.
Either go get precious cavalry or man up and come with me!
Now, what's in that direction?
Star caves.
Somewhere cool and dark.
A perfect place for a giant ant colony, right?
- Let's go! - Come...
What are you going to do when you get there?
I don't know. I'll think of something.
Dude, we're not the Eradicator!
No, we're not!
We're smarter than the Eradicator...
...and that's why we're going to save her.
Shit, man!
I guess there are worse ways to die.
Thank you!
Yeah, yeah. If heaven isn't filled...
...with an endless supply of beer and women...
...I'm going to fucking kill you!
Stop here!
You sure you want to do this, Bry?
Imagine if Scarlett Johansson was in there.
But she's the Black fricking Widow, dude!
She can take care of herself.
Okay, what if...
- ...you're the fricking Hulk... - Okay...
...and we go in there and rescue her Avenger style.
Yes!
Whoa!
This is insane.
I'm the Hulk, right?
You're the Incredible Hulk.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Now what?
I don't know. It's like mines of Moria.
This way.
Really?
Yeah.
Was that a bat?
Probably a bird.
Trippy.
We just went from Jurassic Park to Aliens, dude.
If my life has to be like a movie why couldn't it be Deep Throat?
Lame joke.
How can endless pussy be lame, bro?
Looks like they are keeping them alive...
...to feed the babies when they hatch.
Why are they glowing?
There!
You're going to be okay, Lisa!
Please.
Wake up!
They're coming. We must leave.
You're that guy from the video.
Right. Dr. Strangelove, Brown or something.
I'm Dr. John Renard, yes.
Though I'm in a process of rethinking my career choice.
My mom's got an opening in her dinner.
Hurry, there's no time.
No! I'm not leaving her.
You'll never manage to open them without special tools.
- Now come on! - Help me!
Dude, we got to go! No choice.
Otherwise we die and nobody gets saved!
Now!
I'll come back for you.
I promise.
We must be careful of the sentry guns.
I assume you saw the video I left which means...
...that the sentry guns are now activated.
Yeah, right, that video game Brian was playing.
Yeah, we used them to eradicate the first eight batches.
But they run out before we could take care of Batch 9.
That's good, but Batch 9 are the ones we need to worry about.
Their critical thinking skills mean...
...that they'll be building their ranks soon.
But there are automated sentry guns all over the site.
If we wander in their range,
our lives will be in great danger.
This is a map of the sentry gun locations.
You will need this to avoid being torn to shreds...
...by fifty caliber bullets.
Great! So in addition to giant ants...
...we now have robot machine guns to contend with.
This day gets better and better!
You mentioned some special weapons...
- ...in your YouTube clip? - Yes.
We have some experimental personal weapons...
...that are able to penetrate the ant's carapaces.
Don't know if you've noticed, but they're nigh indestructible.
Yeah, we noticed.
More of your scientific modifications?
Not really.
Ants are incredibly resilient creatures.
All we did was splice them with alien DNA...
...and grow them to super-size.
Oh, that's all?
Where are they? The experimental weapons.
At the Bradley site.
I just need a minute to catch my breath.
We don't have time for that!
Actually, we do have a little time.
The ants brought those people back to feed the hatchlings,
something they weren't able to do until now.
I don't know where they got the ethanol.
But now that the eggs are fertilised,
they will hatch and feed.
The colony will grow and soon...
...they will search for the nearest source of prey...
...town.
How long?
At least thirty minutes.
Don't you have some way to shut them down?
A fail safe or something?
My boy, they're not robots?
Then how are you going to control them in a battle?
Battle?
Project "Them" wasn't about creating weapons!
Why else would you create freaky giant...
- ...ants? - It was for defense.
Did you know that a housefly running into a spider's web...
...is the equivalent of an F-16 flying into...
...one of relative size at Mach 1?
Standard-issue Kevlar is feeble compared to that.
We mixed alien ant DNA with tarantula's DNA...
...with intention of saving lives!
Wait a minute. How long has this been going on?
Since the nineteen fifties...
...when the meteorite crashed into the town of Lizard Breath.
Holy shit!
There's an actual town called Lizard Breath?
You need to get to the Bradley site.
You're young.
You can make it in time.
If we can get the weapons...
...maybe we can put an end to this batch.
But Batch 10...
Well Batch 10 will be perfect.
Ten?
Haven't you learned anything from what happened today?
You're a real piece of work, you know that?
Mistakes happen when new technologies are invented...
...but the human price paid is justified by the lives saved.
Tell that to all our friends who are about...
...to become baby ant food!
Enough!
We got to save Lisa.
Look at the size of that thing!
Shut up and run!
Not that way.
We'll get ripped apart by the sentry guns.
This way!
I don't see any ants.
Me either.
He said the prototypes are in the back.
- Let's go! - Wait!
Ninja style?
Through there.
Wait! Stop!
Look, I though he told you where they were located.
I don't understand.
He didn't mark one here.
I understand.
He wanted us to get killed trying to get those weapons.
He loves those ants more than he loves the human race, Bry!
Wait a second. Maybe there are no...
...prototype weapons.
Let's at least check.
Only twenty minutes left.
How we're supposed to get past that thing then?
What are you doing?
Brian?
It's jammed!
- How do you... - We need to hurry!
Shit!
Oh, crap.
- Where are the weapons? - How am I supposed to know?
Start searching!
- Empty! - Keep looking!
There's nothing in here, man!
Don't you give up!
This is a stupid idea!
There all empty!
Look, there's one more.
Dude, check it out! There's beer!
Not now.
Geez, fine.
Maybe the guns are back there.
Must be. There's nothing in here.
Look, you did everything you could, but...
...we're never going to make it back before those eggs hatch.
If we quit now, it won't just be all them turning to ant food...
...our whole town will too!
Not if we can get the warning out to somebody in charge.
You'll know exactly how that will go.
The Return of the Living Dead, remember?
They'll just nuke us all to stop the scourge.
We got to try get past that ant.
I don't know, Brian. I...
Remember what the Eradicator says?
"Believe in yourself or nobody else will."
Okay.
Let's do this.
But if I'm going to die right now...
I prefer to do it with some beer in my belly.
- Okay, pal? - Okay, but we got to chug.
Um, hello?
It would be nice to finally get that beer...
...I've been wanting all day.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Stupid...
Bry!
Brian?
Brian.
Lukas!
I found them.
System activated.
Some kind of smart gun.
That's lucky.
You know how to use a gun, right?
I know a lot about a lot of machines but...
...guns...
...not much beyond point and shoot.
Automated mode on.
Weaponized and ready to engage.
She sounds hot, man!
I want one.
System activated.
A dude!
Why is mine a dude?
Here. We can trade.
Hey, baby.
My name is Lukas and I'll be your daddy.
What's that?
Plasma bolt cutter.
This will cut right through the cocoons.
Check it out!
The Eradicator would weep.
Totally.
Say hello to my little friend!
Ammunition expended.
Friendly. Do not open fire.
Don't aim at me, dude!
- What? - Easy with the gun!
Whatever, man! We're fucking bad ass!
It's heavier than I thought, dude.
It's kind of hurting my balls.
We only have ten minutes left. We'll never make it!
Where's that movie magic shit when you need it...
...you know, Eradicator stuff.
Wait!
What's under here?
Whoa!
There are two?
Destiny!
You ready?
We're steady.
- Watch it burn! - Watch it burn!
What was the plan again?
Oh my God, you came back for me.
Of course, I did.
I told you I would.
I hate to interrupt this little moment you're having but..
Yeah, let's do this!
I still say this a lousy trade, dude...
...and even lousier plan.
Good luck.
Wait! What are you doing? The exit's the other way.
There won't be an exit if we don't stop them.
Do you trust me?
Good.
- Follow me. - Okay.
Hey, ugly!
That's right!
I'm talking to you!
I am the Eradicator!
Ammunition almost spent.
Prepare and reload.
What the hell? You didn't say you're empty.
I do not understand your verbal command.
Fire bullets! Kill it!
I do not understand your verbal command.
I command you to fire!
I do not understand your verbal command.
- Shutting down. - Shit!
Run!
Let's get to work.
Wait!
Why are you stopping?
They're getting closer. Just go!
We can't let them live!
I got an idea and it just might work.
And if it doesn't?
Then I'm glad I got to tell you how I feel about you.
Oh my God! What are you doing?
Hang on!
Whoa!
How did you know that would work?
I...
I didn't!
Fortunate favors the brave.
- Nothing ventures nothing gained. - Nothing ventures nothing gained.
We did it!
Oh, man.
I was having the best dream about my grandmother.
She was like a unicorn, dude.
That way!
Thanks, man!
Thanks so much.
Thanks, man!
Wait.
What?
The tank. I need it.
Oh, yeah!
No, man. I don't understand.
I need the tank.
I thought you said it tasted like gasoline, dude?
It does. That's why I needed.
Okay.
Dude, promise me you'll be gentle?
I promise.
That way.
Thanks, man.
Fly free, my people.
Yeah, sayonara.
Are you serious?
Good enough.
Tim?
I came back here for you?
Please, Lukas...
Get me the hell out of here.
Why? You're kind of a dick, dude!
I'm telling you, Lukas, you got to help me.
Do I?
You sure about that?
Oh my God...
You need to jump, Brian.
No, I...
I...
You can do this.
I believe in you.
Whoa...
I can do this!
Are you all right?
Yeah, I think so.
That's right, bitch!
We beat you!
Because you're ugly and stupid and we're smarter than you!
- That's right! You are ugly... - Brian...
- ...and we are smarter. - Brian!
Let's go!
Yes!
What's wrong?
I don't know.
Are we moving backwards?
We're moving backwards!
- Eat lead! - I do not understand...
- ...your verbal command. - The hell is wrong with you!
I do not understand...
- ...your verbal command. - Fire!
Fire bullets!
- I do not understand... - Give me that!
...your verbal command.
Just drive.
Listen up, bitch!
There's only one queen around here.
Not you and not the queen ant either.
Weaponized and ready to engage.
Engage target and eliminate.
Prepare to fire.
Eat this!
We did it!
Jump!
Lisa!
Are you okay?
Yeah..
Give me some sugar, baby.
I promise to tell everyone...
...you're the best racer in the circuit...
...and I...
I'll never doubt your dominance again...
And?
And...
And I...
I forgot.
And from this day on you will refer to me as...
...Lukas "The Eradicator" Deakins.
Okay... Okay, just get me out of here!
Good enough for me.
Come on. We go to get out of here.
Who's going to light the fuse?
Go! Save yourself...
I'll save the rest of us.
Go, get out of here!
Here goes nothing.
This is for you, Bry.
Watch it burn.
Dudes!
Did you see those big ass ants, man?
Where's Lukas?
Wait, I thought he was in there, man...
I think I hear something.
Where's Lukas?
He saved me.
He stayed down there to kill the eggs.
- What? - No!
It's full of flammable liquid.
You go down there,
you're just going to die with him.
You hear me?
He wouldn't want that.
Lukas!
Tim!
You're alive! Thank God.
He's only alive because Lukas saved him.
He stayed down there to kill the eggs.
Is that true?
I wish it wasn't but he saved everybody.
Get out the way.
Wait, what are you doing?
I know what I'm doing.
Yeah!
Bry!
- Yeah! - Whoa!
Bro, yeah!
Yeah!
Whoa...
Deja vu.
Oh, man, can I have that?
- Uh, sure. - Thanks, bro.
Thanks.
Thanks for saving me, man. I won't forget it.
And I won't forget you saving my brother and the rest of us.
You really are the champion, Deakins.
He's also the best racer on the circuit...
...and I'll never challenge your dominance again.
Because I'm who, Tim?
Because you're Lukas "The Eradicator" Deakins.
Yes, I am...
...but you know what after that you can just call me Lukas.
Okay, that was kind of weird.
This whole day has been weird so...
...whatever.
That was pretty brave of you, Craig.
Yeah, I guess it kind of was.
Must of taken a lot of balls.
I'd say you've earned this.
Thanks.
Do you hear that?
By the power of Grayskull, what is that?
Typical...
The cops finally show when it's too late.
It's not the cops, Brian.
Then who?
- The Eradicator! - The Eradicator!
Whoa!
Howdy, boys.
Heard about a big kegger out here in the desert.
I thought I'd stop by.
I hope that's groovy.
Yeah, that... That's cool!
- Totally cool! Yeah! - Very cool, man!
- Very, very cool. - Well...
Then I guess that's cool.
Looks like you boys sure know how to throw one hell of a party.
So...
Anybody got a beer?
Here you go, sir.
You can take mine.
That's mighty gracious of you.
Cheers, gentlemen.
Ready?
- We're steady! - We're steady!
- Watch it burn! - Watch it burn!